There’s no antenna on his head.
His skin’s not very green.
He’s not the sort you might call short,
in fact he’s tall and lean.
He never speaks in Martian words
whenever he say, “Hey!”
His house is not a UFO.
It’s down my street a way.
What makes me think the boy I know
is truly from the stars?
He eats his fries with mayonnaise –
he has to be from Mars.
But if you say he eats his fries
exactly like you do…
We’ve probably identified
That you’re a Martian too.