1290 – I’m Trying to Sleep

I'm Trying to Sleep
Fact: most robots talk in their sleep.

Ivan the Interrupter

Ivan the Interrupter
He gets beneath my skin.
In every conversation,
he has to butt right in.

Of all the irritations,
that Ivan is the worst.
No matter what you’re saying,
he must say his words first.

With all his interruptions,
I’ll never get to say,
“Ivan the Interrupter,
I wish you’d go away!”