Will the Writer
Beware of Will the Writer.
A wily worm he is.
He writes his name on anything
then claims that it is his.
He waits ’till no one’s watching
but every now and then,
I’ve seen him write “belongs to Will”
with Willie’s poison pen.
“I’m property of Willie”
is written on the wall.
“Don’t play with this, for it is Will’s”
is written on my ball.
There’s little proof Will did it,
but still, I have a hunch
he stole my sack of scrumptious snacks
by writing “William’s Lunch”
So if you see him coming,
make sure you don’t stand still,
or else he’ll write his name on you
and you’ll belong to Will.