Mailing out my Brussels Sprouts
I’m mailing out my Brussels sprouts
to anyone who wants to eat.
Dad says there’s lots of starving folks
who’d say that they’re a yummy treat.
But I can’t stand their little leaves…
The way they taste, they make me gag.
I’m hoping that the postal man
will tote them off inside his bag.
I’ve crammed them all inside a box
and this address I wrote upon:
“To someone who likes Brussels sprouts”
Does anyone? Does anyone?
