If you know perfection, you’ve probably seen
the flawless, impeccable, faultless Francine.
So humble, so honest: Won’t spit and won’t cuss.
One billion, one million times better than us.
She follows the rules like she knows that she should.
When standing beside her, we never look good.
Completely unblemished. So charming. So clean.
Astoundingly hate-able, faultless Francine.