#638 – The Sea Cow

The Sea Cow
Mooooooo! (gurgle, gurgle, gurgle) Mooooo!

If I Had Eight Hands

If I had eight hands
what things I could do!
I’d paint you a painting while tying my shoe.

I’d juggle twelve balls
(it wouldn’t be hard)
and make a ham sandwich while raking the yard.

I’d clap out a beat
while playing guitar,
while chopping an onion, while fixing a car.

I’d do all those things,
and when I was through,
I’d use all eight hands just for tickling you.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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