Attack of the Pigeons
I’ve been attacked by fowl most foul
while walking where they peck and prowl
when I provoked the feathered bums
by not providing any crumbs.
The angry birds arrived in droves
assailing me for bits of loaves.
I hadn’t brought a thing to share.
The mob of pigeons didn’t care.
The feisty flock became unhinged.
Their appetites would be avenged.
They took to flight on wings of gray.
They turned, returned, and BOMBS AWAY!
So now when walking through the park
I recommend you wait till dark
or bring some things to spare your head:
umbrellas or a loaf of bread.