1633 – Angriest Banana

Angriest Banana
Not based on any actual bananas.

The Angriest Banana

Your color: bronzed and faded.
Your peel: disintegrated.
The angriest banana,
the baddest of the bunch.

You’re bruised and black and moldy:
a rotted golden oldie.
The angriest banana
is out to ruin lunch.

We must’ve just forgotten.
Your guts are soft and rotten.
The angriest banana,
a decomposing mash.

But pretty soon, you’re beaten
and so, remain uneaten.
The angriest banana:
we toss you in the trash.