Andrew likes to sing, and last night we has singing what I thought to be “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.” It seemed like he wasn’t getting the lyrics quite right, but admittedly I can’t hear very well and so I thought I misheard him. When I listened a little closer, I confirmed that I had actually heard him sing:
“Head, Shoulders, Ninja Ducks, Ninja Ducks…”
I spent a few minutes thinking about what ninja ducks would consider a worthwhile pursuit. Ultimately, I decided that the wouldn’t want anything more than regular ducks, which – from my experience – is just copious amounts of stale bread.