I’m pretty sure that this breaks 784 rules. Foremost, you’re not allowed to play without pants.
Roly Poly Goalie
Oh, Roly Poly Goalie
You can’t control the ball.
Your hands aren’t good for catching.
Your feet can’t kick at all.
Your team is undefeated.
Nobody’s beat them yet.
Big Roly Poly Goalie:
So large you block the net.
Author: Samuel Kent
I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet.
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3 thoughts on “#511 – Roly Poly Goalie”
Fun poem, and even funnier illustration! Keep up the good work!
Fun poem, and even funnier illustration! Keep up the good work!
Thank you, Matt! I wish I’d had more time on the illustration, but until I can write and draw for a living, 20 minutes per doodle is about all I have.