#608 – Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer
Push, you little monkey! I’m hardly breaking a sweat!

I’ve Never

I’ve never swallowed fireballs.
I’ve never juggled whales.
I’ve never once chased dragons just to catch them by their tails.

I’ve never fallen off a cow
or painted gophers black.
I’ve never done ten push-ups with a hippo on my back.

I’ve never been attacked by slugs
or smeared my toes with cheese.
I’ve never climbed a mountain made entirely of peas.

I’ve never lived beneath a rock.
I’ve never bathed in glue.
There’s lots of stuff I’ve never done I hope I’ll never do.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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