Dear Deedra is the grower of
the world’s most lengthy hair.
She washes and conditions it
and brushes it with care.
She wears it up, and wears it down,
and wears it in between.
She ties it up, and curls it up,
and once she dyed it green!
She gives it lots of love because
it’s just a single thread
that’s nine miles long and growing from
the top of Deedra’s head.