1563 – Mustache Dash

Mustache Dash
You know, 20-30 more birds, and you could fly! I’m going to grow a big mustache too!

Mister Melvin’s Mustache

Mister Melvin has a mustache
Oh, how on and on it goes
No he never bothers shaving
It just grows and grows and grows.
Mister Melvin’s Monster Mustache
measures ninety-nine feet wide.
There’s a flock of fifty finches
he allows to live inside.
He can wear it like suspenders.
He can use it like a rope.
It takes half a day to wash it
and a dozen bars of soap.
It’s a bow atop his noggin
when he goes out for a swim,
and you never will convince him
that it needs the slightest trim.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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