1704 – Presidential HopefulĀ 

Presidential Hopeful
Heck no, we won’t grow!

I Want to be the President

I want to be the President
but only for a day.
The White House needs a resident
without so much to say.

I do not care for politics,
to argue, or debate,
but something needs a sudden fix
to make our nation great.

I’ll only make a single law –
one fact that I believe –
and once it’s done, then I’ll withdraw.
I’ll pack my things and leave.

In unity, rise up with me.
Together take a stand
and vote for me if you agree
that Brussels sprouts be banned.