I Am the Captain
Oh, I am the captain
and you are my crew.
When I give an order
then that’s what you’ll do.
Since I’m the commander –
the highest in rank –
you follow my orders
or else walk the plank.Go hoist up the anchor!
Go shimmy that mast!
Do this thing! Do that thing!
And do them both fast!
Sail harder! Row better!
Prepare for attack!
Hey! Where are you going?
Oh please, please come back…
Thursdays are dog days!