#696 – Have a Hankie, Please

Have a Hankie, Please
Seriously, I have a whole box if you need them.

I pick my nose

I stick my finger in my nose
and give it quite a thrusting
and wiggle it, then dig a bit
and pull out the disgusting.
I never need a handkerchief:
I choose to be more naughty.
I use my fancy fingertips
when I remove the snotty.
And people say, “don’t pick or pry
to find whatever lingers”
I wouldn’t, but, there’s nowhere else
where I can stick my fingers.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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