Very Very Very Very Haunted House
More ghosts than you could ever count
all haunt inside our little home.
They wander through the walls and halls
and in the attic, freely roam.
Two dozen hide inside my room.
In closets there are thirty more.
There’s seventeen in every sink
and one in every kitchen drawer.
On every shelf, in every book
you’ll see at least three ghosts have camped
In every cranny, every nook
are fifty more all tightly cramped.
We want to find another home,
but not because we wish to hide…
with fifteen-zillion ghosts in there,
there’s no more room for us inside.