1588 – Beware the Beast

Beware the Beast
If you put a pink bow on me, I might be grumpy too.

I’m Mean

I’m meaner than a rattlesnake
that has a rotten tooth.
I’m grumpy as a grizzly bear,
and that’s the gospel truth.
I’m badder than a burly beast
that’s bitter to the bone.
Don’t mess with me. No testing me.
You’d best leave me alone.
I’m big and bad. I’m mighty mad –
a great ginormous grump –
to try and hide that deep inside
my heart’s a lonesome lump.

Author: Samuel Kent

I'm a dad who wants to share his labor of love with the world. I also happen to be an award-winning artist and poet. Follow the lunchbox doodles and poems on twitter: @LunchboxDoodler!

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