I’m Mean
I’m meaner than a rattlesnake
that has a rotten tooth.
I’m grumpy as a grizzly bear,
and that’s the gospel truth.
I’m badder than a burly beast
that’s bitter to the bone.
Don’t mess with me. No testing me.
You’d best leave me alone.
I’m big and bad. I’m mighty mad –
a great ginormous grump –
to try and hide that deep inside
my heart’s a lonesome lump.
